Joke: A husband asks his wife how many men she has had affairs with…

A (too) personal question

One evening, in the privacy of their  warm bed , a young, newly married couple are enjoying a quiet moment. The husband, visibly overcome by a sudden surge of curiosity, turns his head toward his wife and asks softly:

—Tell  me, darling… how many men have you been with before me?

The woman doesn’t move. Her gaze remains fixed on the ceiling, her expression deeply concentrated. A silence falls, a little heavy. But the husband, convinced that this is a conversation based on trust, insists:

—  Come on, you can tell me, I won’t take it badly. I just want to know…

Still no word. The ceiling  suddenly seems fascinating .

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